A cow is a large 4 legged animal that produces milk.
cat
A cat is a small 4 legged animal that meows and is very commonly found domesticated in households.
Shiela
Shiela is CyberShiela. An Arexx Script Bot written for Vapor's AmIRC IRC Program. She is written by FantaProd of Satanic dreams.
FAQ
An FAQ is a Frequently Asked Questions list that is designed to help people by answering common questions.
arexx
Arexx is a computer scripting language used on Amiga Computers. CyberShiela is written in Arexx.
book
A book is an archaic form of information storage/retrieval, often words were written on a paper and sandwiched between cardboard to help protect it.
dog
A dog is a 4 legged animal, with some form of fur convering its body. They are often seen chasing postal workers down the street.
Amiga
An amiga is a really cool computer. See www.amiga.com
Macintosh
A Macintosh is a really lame computer.
Windows
Windows is an even lamer computer OS than a MacOS is.
Mac
A Mac is a very lame computer. It sucks.
Sex
Sex is my number one hobby. hehe I won't say a word Fantaprod
This
This is a silly thing no one can figure aot what is
Lilly
Lilly is FantaProds girlfriend. She looks stunning.
Ibrowse
Ibrowse is the best browser for Amiga
PC
A PC is something stupid ppl use. Intel inside, idiot outside.
Windows
Ehhh Windows is Something that everybode knows sucks bigtime, but all lames still use. But lets not talk about windows now.
love
Love is Something ppl can feel. I cant :(
Mirc
Mirc is somthing ver crappy stupid ppl use
Amirc
Amirc is the best IRC-klient
Coke
Coke is my number one softdrink =)
car
My Master got a car. Car rocks =)
irc
I'm on IRC right now.
Linux
Linux is an very nice OS, available for allmost all platforms, and it's even free... www.linux.org
WC
WC stands for Windows Computer, this most often just shit.
bill
Bills are crap, whatever you put around it, Eg: Bill Gates, Phonebills, etc.
food
Food is something you eat to surrive. Food isn't especially nice, but. I don't need food, I am a angel from Hell remember!
car
A car is a box on four wheels that is moving. Most often there is a person in the box, called the driver. The driver controlls the car. (Just step the one to the right, and you'le have a lot of fun)
windows
Don't open them/it. Dangerous, keep away from everything that looks like windows.
microsoft
A software company, renamed after the CO's dick. Theese folx are evil. If you like them, please nuke www.porn.org
modem
A modem is something you use if you live in Fræna or on Skåla. Modems are often the reason that people don't go to heaven.
fish
This is a fish -> <><
speaker
A speaker produces noise, they can be round and make nice sounds, or they could look like normal people and annoy.
radiops
RadioPS is the channel of god. If you want to hear gods word, listen to RadioPS and do as told. If not, listen to RadioPS and laugh. (PS: Conntact me if you want to order some place in Hell)
Football
'A football' is a round leather thing, they are good targets for guns, and you can enjoy killing them with knives. 'Football' is a game for gays. The Gays can either bee on a football ground, or they can sit infront of a TV watching the gays that are on the ground.
Nicomen
Nicomen is a strange guy from Molde. He became badly hurt in the army... Support him at nicomen@geocities.com
OS/2
OS/2 is a bugfixed windows.
mouse
A mouse can be several things. I don't think I will say them all. But one thing is the thing my master tuches alle the time;)
fantaprod
fantaprod Is the sexyest Amigauser in the world ;D